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I was poised to conquer the world, but instead I found myself distracted and drawn into life as a doggie hair stylist, spending my time collecting photographs of well coiffed chihuahuas. I spiraled deep into this dark and lonely place. I barely made it out.

To this day, I can only look at chihuahuas in hoodies for fear of falling back into old habits. Making money online is easy. Just start a website, slap on some ads, and attract several million visitors.

Hey man, if you need to play with your chihuahua, play with your chihuahua. Play with your chihuahua all you want. Embrace all the joys, take in all the pleasures, and have all the fun you can get out of playing with your chihuahua. When you do decide to start working, keep the chihuahua out of the room. Chihuahua time will be extra fun, and work time will be more productive than ever because even just a little bit of work is more work than most people ever do.

The only thing standing between YOU and YOUR DREAMS is YOU. But, if you happen to be working on a USEFUL PRODUCT instead of playing with your chihuahua, YES, you will start making money online.

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World Domination Popular hangout for the tragically insane! Evil Sales Pitch Series Forums Newsletter. I used to spend all day looking at chihuahuas. Are you sure chihuahuas are the problem? You can do it too. STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR CHIHUAHUA!

But, if you want to make money online, you need to separate play-time and work-time. HOLY SHIT SNAP OUT IF IT. Do you want to be broke and completely useless forever? Just punch yourself in the face and be done with it.

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